Spanish Resume....So Funny!!!!

karLiTos · Post by **karLiTos** » Mon, 13 Feb 2006 2:06 pm

[font=Tahoma]Spanish Resume

MARTHA MARIA FIGUEROA DELACRUZ DE LOS SANTOS DE EL CAMINO DE LA REINA

15 South Projectos, Apartamento El Baisman
El Bronx, Nueva Jork, wung wung for sero sero
SELULA FON: (917) 555-5555
(today is terned off but I will get de monee order tumoro)
FON DE LA CASA: Neybor's fon, (788)999-9999
(just ask for me and they will yell for me)

OBJECTED:
Juan day (maybe after dis job) I wanna opin a Day Kare in mine own
apartment for teng kidz.
SKELLZ:
I wash my sisters kidz wheng she goes to de dancing at 'Latin Quarta',
I shange the kidz pamperz, misk de milk and shocolate Quick in da botella
whilg I wash de novelas at de saing tine.

EJUCACION:
I grajuaded from fif grade. Deng I grajuated from aighf grade. Deng I
learned alot from my tia Juana, she let me quit skool so she cood show
me to babysit my cozins, Juan, Pito, Tito,Flaco, Papo, Chavela, Chavelo,
and Yvette (pobrecita, she dunt even nose who her papi iz!!!)

WORK ESPERIENCE:
Wheng I got tired of babysittin, I woked in a fabrica sowing and
stealing
dresses.
Reason for leabing: My jefe Hector, tried to hit on me and his lady
'Luz Maria' caught himg.

Deng I got anofa jub at B.I.M. storez , i wuz eng charge of foldeng de
genes.
Reason for leabing: Tio Juan died in my other country and I hadda go to
de funeraria. I din't no him, but I hadda go ova dare, you know, for
mortal support
and all dat. So anywhey, my jefe got mad and fired me.

Deng I stayed home and sold 'Avon' cosmeticos. I hadda to quik becose I
orderd too mucho stuff for my familia and dey didng paid. So weng
'Avon' axed me furr de monee I didng hab it.
My last jub was at "Mi Baby Papi Chulo Day Care" I wached all the kidz
for all the moders who hadda get on welfel.

REFERENCES:
Jus call the payfon ecross de estreet and ask anywung ebout MARIA LA
LOCA, eberyone know me and dey tell ju all ebout mee.[/font]

DoMinicanMaMi_04 · Post by **DoMinicanMaMi_04** » Mon, 13 Feb 2006 3:28 pm

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja errrrrrr diacheeeeee ta bacanisimo esooo ni kuanta kura k io me di....jajajajajajajajaja me lele la panchitash

el naime de la tipa e el k me tripeashh....no le pudien pone uno ma largosh?

dike guan guan for sero sero jajajajajajaja

KaRliToz dad was gud man....

»-(¯`v´¯)-» MeL »-(¯`v´¯)-»
»-(¯`v´¯)-»DoMiniCanMaMixxx»-(¯`v´¯)-»
..::Mi Nombre Contiene Los 3 Elementos
Mucho Estilo, Lirika y Talento::..

MissMimi_Jevita4u · Post by **MissMimi_Jevita4u** » Mon, 13 Feb 2006 4:03 pm

Miooooooooooooooooooo
Me Habia Mandado Esoooooooooooooooo JaJaJaJaJa
Me Gusto Un Tro....

DoMinicanMaMi_04 · Post by **DoMinicanMaMi_04** » Mon, 13 Feb 2006 4:06 pm

dike maria la loka se pasoooo io no me canso de leesh jijijijijii ta fustra la mujel...peor k DORA LA EXPLORADORA...jeje

»-(¯`v´¯)-» MeL »-(¯`v´¯)-»
»-(¯`v´¯)-»DoMiniCanMaMixxx»-(¯`v´¯)-»
..::Mi Nombre Contiene Los 3 Elementos
Mucho Estilo, Lirika y Talento::..

patrizzzia_27 · Post by **patrizzzia_27** » Mon, 13 Feb 2006 11:52 pm

Diabloooo Q Lokera
Tu Ta Pasao :D

mamylindicious · Post by **mamylindicious** » Mon, 20 Feb 2006 11:24 pm

Si eso me lo habian mandado....Hahahahhaah

Es chistoso y a la misma vez triste como se burlan de los hispanos...y apuesto k eso lo escribio un hispano tambien!!!

DoMinicanMaMi_04 · Post by **DoMinicanMaMi_04** » Mon, 20 Feb 2006 11:49 pm

uju that's true lo k dise la miolicious.....=( It's funny though but also think 'bout that...